Aubergine the Eggplant

There was once an eggplant. The talking kind of eggplant, from the planet Bob. Aubergine looked at his mini eggies sidekicks (eggplants) with his big googly eyes and said in his deep toned voice, “anybody up for some shenanigans?” No body would ever turn down any of Aubergines offers, because they were always the littest ever. And even if the didn’t want to do it, they had to because otherwise they would get strangled with Aubergines stick arms. But before the eggies could answer, there was an alert from the big purple and yellow glow in the dark ultra super dooper coolness mega ultra fast usain bolt running shoes (which was also their home) that had fallen from planet earth. Quickly Aubergine and his minions ran as fast as their little stick legs could go, only to find out that it was mating season for the eggplants on planet Bob. so Aubergine and the eggies went back to their shenanigans. About two hours later the alarm went off again. “UGH I KNOW IT’S MATING SEASON ALREADY!!!”